Friday, March 5, 2010

Anything You Want: Songs for Girls



That's right! International Singing Sensation Biff Wellington has finally brought his gift to the USA with…
“Anything You Want: Songs for Girls”
His most personal and romantic album yet!

Featuring the hits:

‘We Shall Ride My Scooter To Our Wedding’
'Broken English, Broken Heart'
‘I Bought You Many Gifts Because You Are Beautiful’
'I Am Going To Song On You'
'I Respect You For Your Mind Also’
and the stunning duet 'Romance Farm' featuring American songstress and glamourpuss Joeronica Spots!

Some early reviews of "Anything You Want":

'Sometimes I can understand his weird accent!' -Jazzy Times

'More like BEEF Wellington!' -Obvious Terrible Joke Press

'I doubt girls will enjoy these songs' -Ladies Music Pamphlet

'I've never heard of Joeronica Spots, that sounds made up' -Harry's Sound House

'3 out of 5 Ukraines!' -The Weekly Monthly

This exclusive collection is going FAST, so act now! Not for sale on Earth, or anywhere else.

1 comment:

  1. Haha - that's great!! It wasn't what I was thinking you'd do at all, which is nice. I think I will do my own Biff Wellington album as well. Stay tuned....

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